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Yankee Stadium is for sale

Yankee Stadium is for sale

Own a piece of Yankee Stadium.

The Guitar T-Shirt (you can actually play)

The Guitar T-Shirt (you can actually play)

For all your headbangers, this is the shizzirt for you, dawgs! Here’s how it works. It comes with a mini-amp that when combined with the magnetic pick, cranks out all the major chords! Yeah, we’re serious. It’s not a joke. You really can do it. No really. Stop making fun of us.

Victornox Watches

Victornox Watches

Known rather for making some pretty sweet Swiss Army knives, Victornox’s newest Dive Master Mecha watches are in our minds, “must-haves”for any guy who loves watches  (us).

Halloween Dots

Halloween Dots

Look, we wont waste too much time on this, but we here at the Ryno Report are full-fledged addicts. DOTS addicts that is. We love that gooey gumminess, y’all!

Chrome Shoes, Holmes.

Chrome Shoes, Holmes.

Better known for their hardcore messenger bags and backpacks, we can’t help but dig the line of cool shoes from the Chrome Bags company. Sleek, skater-ish and definitely urban, these shoes make a statement, without making a statement. Does that make any sense? Hey, and they’re priced nice too.

The Rectum Bar

The Rectum Bar

19 April 2010

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The Trololololo Man

The Trololololo Man

14 April 2010

It doesn’t get more awesome than this. http://trololololololololololo.com/

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USS New York, built with steel from Twin Towers

USS New York, built with steel from Twin Towers

02 November 2009

This story is actually extremely cool. The USS New York, a new kickbutt battleship is actually built with actual steel from the World Trade Center.

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Divinely Inspired Treehouse

Divinely Inspired Treehouse

17 October 2009

Whoa. That treehouse officially makes all other treehouses look like a hobo.

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Rolled Brim Western Hat

Rolled Brim Western Hat

17 October 2009

We are on the fence. Is this hat cool or no? We are leaning more towards cool, especially in the wintry months. Ya’ might look pretty cool all bundled up and wearing this hat. What do you think?

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Phone Fingers!

Phone Fingers!

17 October 2009

Yes! We’ve been waiting and waiting for someone to come up with such a genius idea! Phone Fingers! You know, for your fingers so you don’t get smudges on your iPhone or whatever touch screen device you use!

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Shwood Eyewear

Shwood Eyewear

17 October 2009

If you’re looking for a hip, eco-friendly alternative (ok, we know that’s a stretch) to your Wayfarers, these Shwood glasses might be your style. Made of 100% wood (Maple, Wenge, Zebrawood) in our home  state of Oregon, each pair also comes with super-clear Carl Zeiss lenses for supreme comfort, visibility and protection.

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Real Life Assassin’s Creed

Real Life Assassin’s Creed

17 October 2009

We aren’t sure to classify this as totally nerdy, totally awesome, or totally scary. We’ll leave that to you. Nonetheless, with the sequel to the hit video game Assassin’s Creed coming in November, and the first game being among our all-time favorites, this handy-dandy costume set (replete with deadly weapons) is right up our alley. [...]

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The Mad Men Suit.

The Mad Men Suit.

17 October 2009

Brooks Brothers is offering a very limited (250) offering of one particular suit (it costs $1000 bucks!) inspired by AMC’s wildly influential drama, Mad Men. Which in case you’ve been living under a fashion-impaired hunk of doo, Jon Hamm is the central character of the stunningly stylish and retro show that takes place on Park [...]

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Crazy Money

Crazy Money

17 October 2009

Look, we know it’s illegal. That’s why we didn’t do it. Nonetheless, some are pretty funny! Follow the link below for more…

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