It doesn’t get more awesome than this.

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We aren’t sure to classify this as totally nerdy, totally awesome, or totally scary. We’ll leave that to you. Nonetheless, with the sequel to the hit video game Assassin’s Creed coming in November, and the first game being among our all-time favorites, this handy-dandy costume set (replete with deadly weapons) is right up our alley. Although, we wouldn’t want to encounter anyone dressed like this in an alley, but you get the idea.

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Look, we know it’s illegal. That’s why we didn’t do it. Nonetheless, some are pretty funny! Follow the link below for more…

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The truffle-shuffle. Chunk. Data. One Eyed Willie. Sloth. Sean Austin Green. Treasure. The Oregon coast.  If you don’t know what movie we’re referring too, take a hike. This shirt will mean nothing to you. Go on. Ok?

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Here’s a shot of Mel Gibson, seemingly out for a jog with a new, furry little friend. Man, what has happened to him?

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The first one was fun in a campy sort of, look-how-amazing-those-effects-are way. The second? It was just plain crap, with bad acting and a mess of CGI and explosions. But, that’s not enough to keep the movie from making a gazillion dollars and from making a third one–with Megan Fox (despite her total diss on Michael Bay’s directing chops.) As-if.

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The craaaaaaaane! This t-shirt pits Danny LaRusso vs. Johnny Lawrence at the infamous All Valley Karate Championship in it’s full retro, washed-out glory. Now come on, please don’t tell the Ryno Report that you don’t remember The Karate Kid, and this infamous match where LaRusso busted that crane move with a busted foot. It was awesome. If you don’t remember, well, you’re a Cobra Kai-loving loser. And we challenge you to a match in the dojo anytime…

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Besides being funny to pronounce, the Infrawave Oven (we keep saying “Infrawave Woven”)  by Black & Decker does what a conventional oven will do, in a fraction of the time. It’s also a lot smaller, not to mention portable. Oh, and no pre-heating.  Oh, and it cooks evenly. Oh, and it fits nicely on the counter. Oh, and it’s not a toaster. Oh, and it’s not a microwave.

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Tilt-Shift photography is awesome. You’ve probably seen it before: it’s a camera lens and processing trick that makes life-sized, real things look like miniatures.

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Sometimes it’s better to not try and figure things out, instead just let them be. Within the context of that sentence, lest we have the following ad for EA Sports’ Grand Slam Tennis.

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