The truffle-shuffle. Chunk. Data. One Eyed Willie. Sloth. Sean Austin Green. Treasure. The Oregon coast.  If you don’t know what movie we’re referring too, take a hike. This shirt will mean nothing to you. Go on. Ok?

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Here’s a shot of Mel Gibson, seemingly out for a jog with a new, furry little friend. Man, what has happened to him?

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The first one was fun in a campy sort of, look-how-amazing-those-effects-are way. The second? It was just plain crap, with bad acting and a mess of CGI and explosions. But, that’s not enough to keep the movie from making a gazillion dollars and from making a third one–with Megan Fox (despite her total diss on Michael Bay’s directing chops.) As-if.

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The craaaaaaaane! This t-shirt pits Danny LaRusso vs. Johnny Lawrence at the infamous All Valley Karate Championship in it’s full retro, washed-out glory. Now come on, please don’t tell the Ryno Report that you don’t remember The Karate Kid, and this infamous match where LaRusso busted that crane move with a busted foot. It was awesome. If you don’t remember, well, you’re a Cobra Kai-loving loser. And we challenge you to a match in the dojo anytime…

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