“Giggidy, giggidy, giggidy!” (Sorry, we had to do that.) Quagmire Golf (no relation to the fictional cartoon character) is “lifestyle wear that can take you from the beach to the course and on to the patio for beer after the game.” The Ryno Report likes that, considering our liking of both golf, surfing and patios.

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Who needs a fish tank? The Ecosphere Pod is the coolest pet around. Why? First, there’s nothing to do but sit back and watch. Tiny (but not so tiny that you can’t gaze and watch them) shrimp live and die in a continuous cycle of life, feeding off algae and bacteria withing the fully enclosed glass pod. We have friends who have had these for years and shrimp are still going strong. Schweet.

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Who doesn’t love the smell of movie popcorn? Probably people who don’t like popcorn.

But we like popcorn. A lot. And the idea of a buttery smelling popcorn candle is right up our alley. Imagine the fragrance of artificial butter flavoring and near burnt kernels…mmm, tasty. We like it.

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It doesn’t look like poo. It doesn’t smell like poo. It doesn’t feel like poo. Is it poo?

The Elephant Poo Poo Paper Company (yes, that’s the real name) manufactures collects elephant dung, and through the magical power of boiling the poo (which consists of several hundreds of pounds of straw and grains that have made their way through an elephants intestines), have created a series of journals, stationary, notecards and more.

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The new 2010 4Runner from Toyota just got a whole lot W-I-D-E-R. We kind of think the 2010 model looks a lot more like the FJ Cruiser than 4Runner’s of old, but it still has our interest. Follow the link for more.

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Our good friends over at Golf Magazine recently unveiled their semi-annual Top 100 Golf Courses Rankings. Looks like a few stalwarts are still hanging ten at the top of the list, with a handful of newbie courses joining the crowd. How many courses on these lists have you played? Follow the links.

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Here at the Ryno Report, we like to think we know a thing or two about Nike shoes. Specifically, Nike running shoes.

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The name “lancer” just doesnt do it justice. Really, it should be called the demon zipper or the shooting shredder or something mean like that. Lancer? That’s kinda ___.

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We went paintballing recently, and couldnt help but oogle at the fellers who brought their own tricked out guns to the game. We didn’t exactly appreciate the numerous headshots we recieved courtesy of the paintball aficionados, but nevertheless we were impressed with their gear. (Paintball guns aren’t called guns by the way. They’re “markers.” We learned that the other day too.)

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Look, here at the Ryno Report, we understand cultural pride. It’s fine if you’re proud of your heritage. Go for it. But, we do have one simple request. If you’re going to honor your former country, don’t do it with our stuff. The LA Dodgers is a baseball team. Actually, it’s an American baseball team. And while some argue it’s not truly Angelino-it’s still a Brooklyn team at it’s heart, at least it’s still within the confines of the USA.

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