We aren’t sure to classify this as totally nerdy, totally awesome, or totally scary. We’ll leave that to you. Nonetheless, with the sequel to the hit video game Assassin’s Creed coming in November, and the first game being among our all-time favorites, this handy-dandy costume set (replete with deadly weapons) is right up our alley. Although, we wouldn’t want to encounter anyone dressed like this in an alley, but you get the idea.

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Look, we know it’s illegal. That’s why we didn’t do it. Nonetheless, some are pretty funny! Follow the link below for more…

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We’re not sure there’s much to add to this. It’s a 5-pound gummi bear for $30 bucks. Yeah, we’re just going to leave it at that.

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In case you’re never heard an old-style, chitty-chitty bang-bang style car horn, that’s the type of sound it makes. OOOGAH! Compare that to the wimpy “beep beep” of today’s cars, and you clearly see that the horns of yesteryear are far superior than what they are today.

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It doesn’t look like poo. It doesn’t smell like poo. It doesn’t feel like poo. Is it poo?

The Elephant Poo Poo Paper Company (yes, that’s the real name) manufactures collects elephant dung, and through the magical power of boiling the poo (which consists of several hundreds of pounds of straw and grains that have made their way through an elephants intestines), have created a series of journals, stationary, notecards and more.

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Rainbows are cool……..when they’re real. If you have any inkling to wear a rainbow, whether it be on a shirt, your shoes, underwear or whatever, you might as well go all out and release your inner homo. I mean, why not make a real statement and get yourself something like this?

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Alright! Yeah! Let’s get bloody pumped up on blood transfusions! Twilight and True Blood nerds bloody unite! Now you can really bloody pretend to be a bloody vampire and have loads of bloody energy in the process! Wheeeeeeeee!

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Imagine if you will…

An evening out with that special someone. A romantic interlude of sorts. Wonderful conversations, a delightful meal and an even better dessert. All at your favorite restaurant. Hmmm, go ahead and try to think of it as a special night you’ve prepared yourself for and have looked forward to for weeks…

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We don’t know what’s more disturbing. The fact that Chairy is missing from this set, or the fact that it’s $139.99–worst yet, it’s temporarily out of stock. And by the way, the Cowboy Curtis doll looks nothing like Morpheus from The Matrix. What up wid dat?

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