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		<title>Real Life Assassin&#8217;s Creed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 22:50:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We aren&#8217;t sure to classify this as totally nerdy, totally awesome, or totally scary. We&#8217;ll leave that to you. Nonetheless, with the sequel to the hit video game Assassin&#8217;s Creed coming in November, and the first game being among our all-time favorites, this handy-dandy costume set (replete with deadly weapons) is right up our alley. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy Money</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 22:17:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look, we know it&#8217;s illegal. That&#8217;s why we didn&#8217;t do it. Nonetheless, some are pretty funny! Follow the link below for more&#8230; More CRAZY MONEY!]]></description>
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		<title>The World&#8217;s Largest Gummy Bear: A 5 pound gummi bear!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:41:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re not sure there&#8217;s much to add to this. It&#8217;s a 5-pound gummi bear for $30 bucks. Yeah, we&#8217;re just going to leave it at that. The World&#8217;s Largest Gummy Bear: A 5 pound gummi bear!.]]></description>
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		<title>OOOGAH!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 16:27:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In case you&#8217;re never heard an old-style, chitty-chitty bang-bang style car horn, that&#8217;s the type of sound it makes. OOOGAH! Compare that to the wimpy &#8220;beep beep&#8221; of today&#8217;s cars, and you clearly see that the horns of yesteryear are far superior than what they are today. So being the idiot man that you are, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Elephant Poo!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:58:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It doesn&#8217;t look like poo. It doesn&#8217;t smell like poo. It doesn&#8217;t feel like poo. Is it poo? The Elephant Poo Poo Paper Company (yes, that&#8217;s the real name) manufactures collects elephant dung, and through the magical power of boiling the poo (which consists of several hundreds of pounds of straw and grains that have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Buy This.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2009 16:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rainbows are cool&#8230;&#8230;..when they&#8217;re real. If you have any inkling to wear a rainbow, whether it be on a shirt, your shoes, underwear or whatever, you might as well go all out and release your inner homo. I mean, why not make a real statement and get yourself something like this? The Rainbow Hat. Arguably [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mmmm, Blood sounds good.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 15:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alright! Yeah! Let&#8217;s get bloody pumped up on blood transfusions! Twilight and True Blood nerds bloody unite! Now you can really bloody pretend to be a bloody vampire and have loads of bloody energy in the process! Wheeeeeeeee! Uh. Nerds. Anyway, the soon-to-be released Blood Energy Potion is really bizarre. To give you an idea, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Best Gumballs Ever.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 03:43:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine if you will&#8230; An evening out with that special someone. A romantic interlude of sorts. Wonderful conversations, a delightful meal and an even better dessert. All at your favorite restaurant. Hmmm, go ahead and try to think of it as a special night you&#8217;ve prepared yourself for and have looked forward to for weeks&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pee Wee Action Figures</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ryno</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s more disturbing. The fact that Chairy is missing from this set, or the fact that it&#8217;s $139.99&#8211;worst yet, it&#8217;s temporarily out of stock. And by the way, the Cowboy Curtis doll looks nothing like Morpheus from The Matrix. What up wid dat? Huh huhuhhuhh gggiggle giggle. See &#8216;em HERE.]]></description>
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