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The Guitar T-Shirt (you can actually play)

The Guitar T-Shirt (you can actually play)

For all your headbangers, this is the shizzirt for you, dawgs!

Here’s how it works. It comes with a mini-amp that when combined with the magnetic pick, cranks out all the major chords! Yeah, we’re serious. It’s not a joke. You really can do it. No really. Stop making fun of us.

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Rolled Brim Western Hat

Rolled Brim Western Hat

We are on the fence. Is this hat cool or no? We are leaning more towards cool, especially in the wintry months. Ya’ might look pretty cool all bundled up and wearing this hat. What do you think? Continue Reading

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The Mad Men Suit.

The Mad Men Suit.

Brooks Brothers is offering a very limited (250) offering of one particular suit (it costs $1000 bucks!) inspired by AMC’s wildly influential drama, Mad Men. Which in case you’ve been living under a fashion-impaired hunk of doo, Jon Hamm is the central character of the stunningly stylish and retro show that takes place on Park Avenue in 1960s New York (yeah, it wasn’t all bad.) And, he wears suits just like this.

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Piratron Shirts

Piratron Shirts

Creative, probably illegal and just plain awesome. (And pointless, but so what?) $20 while they last.

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One Eyed Willie!

One Eyed Willie!

The truffle-shuffle. Chunk. Data. One Eyed Willie. Sloth. Sean Austin Green. Treasure. The Oregon coast.  If you don’t know what movie we’re referring too, take a hike. This shirt will mean nothing to you. Go on. Ok?

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Xbox Time Wasted.

Xbox Time Wasted.

This t-shirt pretty much hits the nail on the head (you won’t get it unless you yourself have wasted a few hours on XBOX Live.)

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Johnny vs. Daniel

Johnny vs. Daniel

The craaaaaaaane! This t-shirt pits Danny LaRusso vs. Johnny Lawrence at the infamous All Valley Karate Championship in it’s full retro, washed-out glory. Now come on, please don’t tell the Ryno Report that you don’t remember The Karate Kid, and this infamous match where LaRusso busted that crane move with a busted foot. It was awesome. If you don’t remember, well, you’re a Cobra Kai-loving loser. And we challenge you to a match in the dojo anytime…

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Quagmire Golf

Quagmire Golf

“Giggidy, giggidy, giggidy!” (Sorry, we had to do that.) Quagmire Golf (no relation to the fictional cartoon character) is “lifestyle wear that can take you from the beach to the course and on to the patio for beer after the game.” The Ryno Report likes that, considering our liking of both golf, surfing and patios.

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Tokyoflash Japan : Watches

Looking for a truly unique watch? We have just the place to get one. Or two. Or three…

The website is called Tokyoflash Japan, and it has, well, a lot of weird, unique somethimes-cool, sometimes-not stuff.

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