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Actually, with this product you won’t be needing one. Just drop a couple drops in the water before you, well, drop a couple drops of your own in the water and PRESTO. No more embarrassing STANK. By using some sort of plant extract combo, the stuff really works.

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Have you seen that cell phone commercial with the guy who not only does most of his work on a Blackberry, but also started a shoe company that gives away a pair of shoes for every pair of shoes someone buys? Well, the company is real, and so is the guy. His name is Blake Mycoskie, and his philanthropic shoe company is called TOMS.

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Just the other day, the Ryno Report spotted one of those TAPOUT stickers on the back window of one of Toyota Matrix. Yeah, you know the Matrix? It’s that cheesy, wussy, hatchback that little girls ought to drive.

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You know, it’s saddening to see that so much time, energy and money is spent on stupid crap like this. What, is walking too freakin hard? Seriously, do we we really need a stupid personal transport unicycle device? Most people in the US are too freakin fat anyway and could use a few more steps in their daily routine.

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Look, here at the Ryno Report, we understand cultural pride. It’s fine if you’re proud of your heritage. Go for it. But, we do have one simple request. If you’re going to honor your former country, don’t do it with our stuff. The LA Dodgers is a baseball team. Actually, it’s an American baseball team. And while some argue it’s not truly Angelino-it’s still a Brooklyn team at it’s heart, at least it’s still within the confines of the USA.

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