Look, we wont waste too much time on this, but we here at the Ryno Report are full-fledged addicts. DOTS addicts that is. We love that gooey gumminess, y’all!

As for the seasonal, Halloween mix of our favorite gumdrop candy, we can’t help but put the candy corn DOTS far ahead of the rest.They are so good. So tasty. So Halloweeny.

Our take:

Candy Corn DOTS: By far the best. We like them more than actual candy corn.

Bat DOTS: They look like they’d be licorice flavored, but they ain’t. They’re a subtle blood orange. Not bad.

Ghost DOTS: So-so. I mean, we’ll eat them if they’re around. But as for flavor, they’re kinda tasteless. Which, since they are ghost DOTS, we suppose that’s only appropriate.

And by the way, you can get em anywhere DOTS are sold. We think.