Just the other day, the Ryno Report spotted one of those TAPOUT stickers on the back window of one of Toyota Matrix. Yeah, you know the Matrix? It’s that cheesy, wussy, hatchback that little girls ought to drive.

Anyway, it’s not the car that matters. It’s the stupid TAPOUT sticker. Tapout, in case you didn’t know, is the “Official North American Lifestyle Apparel Brand of the UFC.” You know, UFC as in Ultimate Fighting Championship?

Now, what exactly is the sticker supposed to mean? Should I stop my car, get out and cry for mercy cuz your bad-a Matrix might come get me? Are you supposed to be tougher and meaner because of your TAPOUT sticker? Look out, the guy in the Matrix is gonna come pin me! Hope his $29 t-shirt doesn’t get dirty!

We’ll tell you what. We aren’t scared of you. Actual UFC fighters? Yes, we are scared of them. But you and your sticker and your hideous t-shirts with gothic symbols and whatnot? No. You’re a dork. Yes. You are.

And although we couldn’t catch the actual car with the sticker, it looked something like this.

Nerds.